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We have noticed that some shops in Malaysia claim that they are our branches. Please take note that we do not have any branches nor do we have any dealings with people tattooing by the roadside during any festivities. If you want us to do your tattoo, please take the following precautions to avoid ending up being tattooed by these unscrupulous people:

1) Take note that the name of our shop is Tattoo City Art Studio. Ask to see our licence. (Contact Us)

2) Print out a copy of our map to ensure that you can easily find our shop.

3) Ask to see our autoclave. The shops claiming to be our branches do not autoclave their reusables.
Quotable quotes on tattoos

1) A good tattoo ain't cheap, a cheap tattoo ain't good - author unknown

2) The bitterness of a poor quality tattoo remains long after the sweetness of the low price is forgotten - author unknown

3) The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos - author unknown

4) Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. ~Jack London

5) What is the difference between a tattoo artist and a con artist? A tattoo artist quotes you what he is worth and a con artist quotes you a very negotiable price - author unknown

6) Not one great country can be named, from the polar regions in the north to New Zealand in the south, in which the aborigines do not tattoo themselves. Charles Darwin

7) Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful. Pamela Anderson

Tattoo Jokes
John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said, "Well, if you really loved me, go get my name tattooed on your dick". The next day John went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of pain, the tattoo was done. As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor, he decided to stop for a pee. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and noticed that when he was not erect, the only letters visible were W and Y.

Suddenly, a huge guy steps into the urinal beside him and John accidentally looked down at the guy and noticed that he also had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too." The guy looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The guy laughed and said, "No man, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot! Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick? The man answers, "Three reasons:

  1. I want to watch my money grow,
  2. I want to play with my money,
  3. When my wife decides to blow a hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!"

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks to tattoo a picture of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants the artist to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the artist does it and she was really pleased. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

A woman is picked up by Soccer Star and she follows him back to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. He says, "When I play, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "In a minute it's going to say 'ADIDAS'...

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman in pain entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot and ignores her completely. To regain his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'B' tattooed on each of her buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork.
"What do you think?" the wife says.
"Uh, who the fuck is Bob?" the husband replies.

A man went into a tattoo parlor to have the words "yes" and "no" tattooed on his penis, and the job was completed in an hour. That night the man went home approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his aroused organ displaying his new tattoo. He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?" She said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the laundry...and now you are going to put words in my mouth?"

The doctor noted with astonishment a tattoo of a bluebird on the shoulder of his 70 year old patient, who was in his office for her annual check up. She told him that she had wanted one her whole life, so she and her 16 yr old grandson decided that they would do birthday tattoos together. The doctor inquired why she had not got one sooner. Until now, she replied, " I was afraid of what my mother would say!"

A professional poker player went to the hospital for some routine tests. An older nurse walks in and they strike up a conversation about poker. While talking she lets him know that she has to shave him down below for the test, which is part of the testing procedures. He agrees, so she starts shaving when she notices a tattoo that says the word " R U S H " in a interesting place. Later she tells her co-worker, a young attractive voluptuous brunette, about the tattoo. The younger nurse decides that she wants to see this tattoo for herself. She enters the poker players room and tells him that she has to do some "follow up" work and that it will only take a moment. She bends over, while exposing her voluptuous cleavage, and fiddles around looking for the tattoo. Afterwards the younger nurse goes back to the older nurse and says, "I must have gone to the wrong room. The guy I saw was a poker player also, but his tattoo said 'R O Y A L F L U S H'."

 
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